Jordan Burchette

Jordan Burchette

Journalist, cultural relic.

Before embarking on a life of leisure and recreational crime fighting, Jordan dazzled masses with his winsome prose and keen insight as a top editor at websites for ESPN, Maxim, CNN and others.

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Beautiful Photos of Homeless People » RYOT News

Beautiful Photos of Homeless People » RYOT News

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This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You ...

This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes ...

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Why Isn’t the U.S. Debut of Russian Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Bigger News? » RYOT News

Why Isn’t the U.S. Debut of Russian Flesh-Eating Dr...

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Exclusive: Anonymous Calls Bulls#%t on FBI's Claims of Victory ...

Exclusive: Anonymous Calls Bulls#%t on FBI's Claims...

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5 Ways Congressional Republicans Are Like Hipsters » RYOT News

5 Ways Congressional Republicans Are Like Hipsters ...

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Rebels Shown Mutilating Soldiers: Any Good Guys in Syrian Conflict?

Rebels Shown Mutilating Soldiers: Any Good Guys in ...

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Cornell Researchers Found a Way to Game Bitcoin » RYOT News

Cornell Researchers Found a Way to Game Bitcoin » R...

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Obama Administration to Allow Companies to Kill Bald Eagles for ...

Obama Administration to Allow Companies to Kill Bal...

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Screwed: Why You Won’t Do as Well as Your Parents - RYOT News

Wage stagnation, changes in college funding and even technological innovation over the last three decades are conspiring to make America a two-class society....

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Bullets Whiz Past War Journalist Daniel McCabe in Graphic Video of Congo Firefight - RYOT News

The filmmakers behind the upcoming documentary "This Is Congo" share video from the front lines of the gruesome ongoing war over the nation's resources....

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Ole Miss Coed Destroys 166 Years of University Marketing in One Video - RYOT News

A fan site canvassed fans before the Texas A&M–Ole Miss game, but spent most of it to an Ole Miss student whose ever answer was about alcohol....

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We Almost Went to War With This F$%king Geek?!? - RYOT News

Bashar al-Assad is the nerdiest dictator since Kim Jong-un. Just look at the litany of wedgie opps this weenie has been party to over his 47-year lifetime....

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You Will Be Mad at Yourself for Letting Chipotle’s New Video Make You Cry - RYOT News

Chipotle's latest tear-jerking attempt to go viral imagines an animated workday in the life of a dispirited scarecrow at an industrial food processing plant....

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VIDEO: Tacloban a Scene of Destruction, but Also Smiles - RYOT News

RYOT's David Darg is on the ground in Tacloban, Philippines, and reports on the current state of recovery efforts in the town devastated by Typhoon Haiyan....

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VIDEO: Routine Traffic Stop Ends in Unbelievable Shootout with Oregon State Police - RYOT News

An Oregon state trooper was wounded and his assailant killed in a shootout back in August for which State Police just released a stunning video on Thursday....